DirtyChinese_EverydaySlangFrom_What\'sUp_.epub

Table of Contents Title Page Dedication Acknowledgements USING THIS BOOK CHAPTER 1 - HOWDY CHINESE Hello What’s up? Long time no see Goodbye Hey! Me Sorry Excuse me Please Asking for help Nice to meet you Taking pictures CHAPTER 2 - FRIENDLY CHINESE Friends Titles Family Characters Regional stereotypes Types CHAPTER 3 - PARTY CHINESE Let’s go have some fun! Kick starting the night Getting your schwerve on Staying in Funny shit Cool shit Where Chinese go to play Booze and firewater Ordering drinks 100 degrees of wreckedness Party drugs CHAPTER 4 - BODY CHINESE The Chinese “beauty” The Chinese “ugly” Other body types Toilet Chinese Farting Traditional Chinese medicine (TCM) CHAPTER 5 - HORNY CHINESE Fuck Penis Pussy Tits Ass Sexual positions & perversions Orgasm Sex toys Gay Chinese CHAPTER 6 - ANGRY CHINESE What the hell are you doing? Go to hell! Fuck you motherfucker! CHAPTER 7 - POPPY CHINESE Music Comedy Movies Fashion CHAPTER 8 - SPORTY CHINESE Other sports and games Cheering and jeering Working out Video games CHAPTER 9 - HUNGRY CHINESE Food Hurry up! Tasty International cuisine Fast food Chinese food Snacks Weird ......