每天读一点英文•那些妙趣横生的故事

你好，丹！ Half glass of water 半杯水 Make him a conductor 让他当指挥 A letter to her son 写给儿子的信 He looks just like you 他长得真像你 That record will stand forever 这个纪录永远不会被打破了 Logic reasoning 逻辑推理 Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus 男人来自火星，女人来自金星 Which woman? 哪一位女人？ Get the kid 让小的干吧 I don't want Him to know I'm here. 我不想让主知道我在这里 A professional gambler 职业赌徒 How to refuse a boy 如何拒绝男孩 Women's words about marriage 女人婚后麻辣语录 All in the same boat 同舟共济 This is my first operation 这也是我第一次动手术 Bad acting has its benefits 演技三流有好处 Columbus' telephone number 哥伦布的电话号码 4－4＝？ 四减四等于几？ If I am a manager 如果我是一名经理 Where is the father? 父亲在哪儿？ Logical thinking 逻辑思维 Those funny words 经典搞笑雷人语录 I shall not come back 我将永远不回来了 Time is money for both of us 时间对我们俩来说都是金钱 Tell me when we get there 到那站时，请告诉我 You can always tell which way the wind is blowing 你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的 When do people talk least? 人们什么时候说话最少？ Good news and bad news 好消息和坏消息 A trip to disney 迪斯尼之旅 Good-bye, money 再见，钞票 A new employee 新员工 Cannonical Murphy's laws of combat 墨菲定律（战场版） New baby 新生儿 Violin lessons 小提琴课 Garfield's Words 加菲猫语录精选 Life after death 死后重生 You only find out who'......