每天读一点英文 那些妙趣横生的故事 章华

目 录 Contents If life were like a computer 假如生活是一台电脑 This is no time to be superstitious! 都什么时候了，还这么迷信！ You can't call that food 你不能称那东西为食物 Who is nuts? 谁是傻瓜？ Women's secrets 女人，不能说的秘密 Are you a normal person? 你精神正常吗？ Open one eye and close one eye 睁一只眼，闭一只眼 Happiness in dream 梦中的幸福 Can pilots fly? 飞行员会飞吗？ Hi Dan! 你好，丹！ Half glass of water 半杯水 Make him a conductor 让他当指挥 A letter to her son 写给儿子的信 He looks just like you 他长得真像你 That record will stand forever 这个纪录永远不会被打破了 Logic reasoning 逻辑推理 Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus 男人来自火星，女人来自金星 Which woman? 哪一位女人？ Get the kid 让小的干吧 I don't want Him to know I'm here. 我不想让主知道我在这里 A professional gambler 职业赌徒 How to refuse a boy 如何拒绝男孩 Women's words about marriage 女人婚后麻辣语录 All in the same boat 同舟共济 This is my first operation 这也是我第一次动手术 Bad acting has its benefits 演技三流有好处 Columbus' telephone number 哥伦布的电话号码 4－4＝？ 四减四等于几？ If I am a manager 如果我是一名经理 Where is the father? 父亲在哪儿？ Logical thinking 逻辑思维 Those funny words 经典搞笑雷人语录 I shall not come back 我将永远不回来了 Time is money for both of us 时间对我们俩来说都是金钱 Tell me when we get there 到那站时，请告诉我 You can always tell which way th......