MissDaisyIsCrazy!

My Weird School #1 Miss Daisy Is Crazy! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 I Hate School! 2 Dumb Miss Daisy and Principal Klutz 3 How to Spell Read 4 Miss Daisy Is Crazy! 5 The Most Genius Idea! 6 What Do You Want to Be? 7 Bonbons and Footballs 8 A Lot of Books! 9 Put Those Books Away 10 Football Players Are Really Dumb 11 We Rule the School! 12 Poor Miss Daisy About the Author and the Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 I Hate School! “My name is A.J. I like football and video games, and I hate school.” Our teacher, Miss Daisy, was taking attendance. It was the first day of second grade. Miss Daisy told everyone in the class to stand up, say our name, and say something about ourself. All the kids laughed when I said I hated school. But there was nothing funny about it. I have learned a lot in my eight years. One thing I learned is that there is no reason why kids should have to go to school. If you ask me, kids can learn all we need to learn by watching TV. You can learn important information like which breakfast cereal tastes best and what toys you shoul......