Mrs.CooneyIsLoony!

My Weird School #7 Mrs. Cooney Is Loony! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 I Was a Genius! 2 Mrs. Cooney Is Loony! 3 My Big Decision 4 The Last Straw 5 Checking for Headlights 6 Ryan and Michael Go to the Nurse 7 The Truth About Mrs. Cooney 8 Spying on a Spy 9 Vowel Movements and the Third Degree 10 I Thought She Was Gonna Die 11 The Stakeout 12 Good-bye to Mrs. Cooney About the Author and the Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 I Was a Genius! My name is A.J. and I hate school. The worst part about second grade is math. I don’t get it. If we have calculators, why do we need to learn math? That’s like walking to school when you could ride your bike. It makes no sense, if you ask me. “Who can tell me what two times ten equals?” asked my teacher, Miss Daisy. A few kids raised their hands. I didn’t. Miss Daisy called on this crybaby girl Emily, who has red hair. “Miss Daisy, I don’t feel very well,” Emily said. “Can I go to the nurse’s office?” “Rest your head on your desk for a few minutes, Emily,” said Miss Daisy. “If you don’t feel better, you can g......