Mr.GraniteIsfromAnotherPlanet!

My Weird School Daze #3 Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 The Boringest Store in the World 2 We Want Chocolate Cake 3 Pedal Power 4 Going Green 5 Goo-Goo Gah-Gah 6 English Is Weird 7 Mr. Granite Goes Overboard 8 The World’s Biggest iPod 9 Tattletales 10 The Truth About Mr. Granite 11 My Teacher Is an Alien 12 Sad, Sad News 13 Saying Good-bye to Mr. Granite About the Authors Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 The Boringest Store in the World My name is A.J. and I hate school. Do you know which months are the best months of the year? July and August, of course! Because there’s no school over the summer. YAY! The only problem is that now it’s September. BOO! Bummer after the summer! School starts tomorrow. So my mom said we had to go to this store called Staples to buy back-to-school supplies. Ugh! Staples is the boringest store in the history of the world. They don’t sell video games or toys or any cool stuff. They just sell pens and pencils and ultraboring junk like that. My mom had a list of things I had to get for third grade. After we found t......