Mrs.PattyIsBatty!

My Weird School #13 Mrs. Patty Is Batty! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 Mischief Night 2 The T.P.ing of Andrea’s House 3 Three Zombies 4 The Emperor Has No Clothes 5 “I Rule the School!” 6 Giant Bananas and Two-headed Astronauts 7 The Halloween Monster! 8 The Most Horrible, Dreadful, Disgusting, Repulsive Creature That Ever Walked the Earth 9 Mrs. Patty’s Weird House 10 Marvin the Headless Mummy About the Author and the Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 Mischief Night My name is A.J. and I hate school. Well, I have to tell the truth. There is one thing about school that I really love. Dismissal! That’s when we get to go home! “Don’t forget to wear your Halloween costumes tomorrow,” Mrs. Patty cackled over the loudspeaker just before the three o’clock bell rang. “Halloween is my favorite holiday!” She’s not kidding. Mrs. Patty celebrates Halloween all year long. There are always cobwebs and spiders covering her desk. She wears earrings that look like little skeletons. And she always has candy in her office. Lots of candy. I like Mrs. Patty. She’s t......