Mr.MackyIsWacky!

My Weird School #15 Mr. Macky Is Wacky! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 Crazy Pet Day 2 Mr. Macky’s Fake Beard 3 If You Read This, You’ll Go Blind 4 Abraham Lincoln’s Face 5 George Washington’s Face 6 It’s Hard to Be the President 7 I Wish I Had a TV in My Pajamas 8 George Washington Vs. Abraham Lincoln 9 Happy Presidents’ Day 10 The President Is Missing! 11 President Wiggles, Reporting for Doody 12 My Turn at Last About the Author and the Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 Crazy Pet Day My name is A.J. and I hate school. Man, I wish I was a grown-up. Grownups are so lucky. They don’t have to go to school. If I was a grown-up, you know which grown-up I would be? I would be the president of the United States. And you know what I would do if I was president of the United States? I would close all the schools. Then kids wouldn’t have to go anymore. That’s what I would do. But until I become president, I guess I’ll have to keep going to school. Bummer in the summer! It was Crazy Pet Day at Ella Mentry School, so kids who had crazy pets brought them in to show the class. My ......