MissSukiIsKooky!

My Weird School #17 Miss Suki Is Kooky! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 The Weirdest Thing in the History of the World 2 Children’s Books Are Dumb 3 I Hate Andrea and She Hates Me 4 Here Comes the Big-Shot Author 5 Miss Suki Finally Arrives 6 Miss Suki Is a Big Crybaby 7 Rappy the Raptor Is Cool 8 Dumb Questions 9 What’s the Magic Word? 10 Say Cheese! 11 Just a Minor Problem 12 Author Visits Are Fun! About the Author and the Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 The Weirdest Thing in the History of the World My name is A.J. and I hate school. It was Monday morning, and all the girls were playing with these fake makeup kits that they got at some birthday party over the weekend. I thought I was gonna throw up. “Picture Day is in three weeks,” said my teacher, Miss Daisy, as she handed us each a piece of paper. “A photographer is going to come and take pictures of every student in school. So make sure your parents fill out this form if they want to order pictures.” “I love getting my picture taken!” said this annoying girl with curly brown hair named Andrea Young. (The girl’s name......