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Do You Want To Play With My Balls? by The Cifaldi Brothers illustrated by Santiago Elizalde All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form, by any means, including mechanical, electronic, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written consent of Bum Bum Books, LLC. First edition 2012 © Bum Bum Books, LLC Hey Louie! Do you want to play with my balls? Sure Chuck! I can hold your ball sack so it won’t drag on the ground. Wow! Your balls are so big, I can’t even fit them in my mouth! My mom’s always yelling, ‘Louie! Get those balls out of your mouth before you choke!’ You know that mean girl Sally? She squeezed my balls so hard they looked funny. Yeah, well when I play with Sally … I always end up with blue balls. Billy Johnson made Sally cry last week. Now that kid’s got balls! Not anymore … yesterday Sally kicked Billy’s balls so hard he lost one. ......