JunieB.JonesLovesHandsomeWarren

Contents 1. Handsome Warren 2. Pigs 3. Not a Nutball 4. Fibers 5. Hurray for Princess Clothes! 6. Speechless 7. Knock Knock 1/Handsome Warren My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all. I am in the grade of kindergarten. My room is named Room Nine. I have two bestest friends at that place. One of them is named Lucille. She is way beautifuller than me. That’s because her nanna buys her fancy dresses. Plus also she has lacy socks with ribbons on them. My other friend is named Grace. Me and that Grace ride the school bus together. She has my favorite kind of hair. It is called automatically curly. Also, she has pink high tops. And fast feet. That Grace is the fastest runner in all of kindergarten. She wins me at all of our races. I am a good sport about it. Except for sometimes I call her the name of cheater pants. Me and that Grace and Lucille play horses together before school. Horses is when you gallop. And trot. And snort. I am Brownie. Lucille is Blackie. And that Grace is Yellowie. Only today, me and that Grace couldn’t find Lucille anywhere.......