Mrs.KormelIsNotNormal!

My Weird School #11 Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 Never Kiss Your Mom in Public 2 Mrs. Kormel’s Secret Language 3 My Head Almost Exploded 4 Are We There Yet? 5 The Middle of Nowhere 6 The Nude Kid’s Dad 7 Fighting Evil Under the Bus 8 Striker Smith’s Final Battle 9 We Are Survivors 10 Mrs. Kormel Is Driving Us Crazy 11 We Finally Meet the Nude Kid About the Author and the Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 Never Kiss Your Mom in Public My name is A.J. and I hate school. Do you know which is the worst day of the week? If you ask me, it’s Monday. Because Monday is the start of five days of school in a row. That’s horrible! Tuesday and Wednesday aren’t so great either. Thursday is a pretty good day, because then we only have one day of school left before the weekend. Friday is really good, because that’s when the school week is over. But the best day of the week is Saturday. I play peewee football on Saturday, and we don’t have school again for two whole days. Too bad it was Monday morning. I was waiting in front of my ho......