Ms.CocoIsLoco!

My Weird School #16 Ms. Coco Is Loco! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 Chillin’ at the School Store 2 National Poetry Month Is Dumb 3 Sit Around and Do Nothing Month 4 Shakespeare Was a Dumbhead 5 My Secret Poetry Writing System 6 The Kindergarten Trolls 7 The Worst Poem in the History of the World 8 Why Dead People Are Lucky 9 Stalling for Time 10 You Snooze, You Lose 11 King of the School 12 A Real Live Poet Who Isn’t Dead About the Author and the Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 Chillin’ at the School Store My name is A.J. and I hate school. The only cool part of Ella Mentry School is the school store. It’s a little room near the office where they sell stuff. Mostly they have pencils and pens and junk like that. They never have anything useful, like skateboards or video games. Still, it’s cool to buy stuff when you’re at school. The school store is open in the morning before the bell rings. The only problem is, I spent all my allowance over the weekend on a new football because some kid stole mine. So I didn’t even have a dime to buy anything at the s......