Mrs.YonkersIsBonkers!

My Weird School #18 Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 A Computer in My Head 2 Say Good-bye to Sugar 3 Emily Is a Giant Hamster 4 Sharpening Pencils Can Be Dangerous 5 Sugar Shock 6 Computers Can’t Tell Jokes 7 Busted! 8 Virtual Reality Day 9 The Truth About Mrs. Yonkers 10 The Greatest Invention in the History of the World 11 Send in the Clones 12 One Way to Handle a Sub 13 The Moral of the Story About the Author and the Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 A Computer in My Head My name is A.J. and I hate school. Do you know what would be cool? Instead of learning stuff in school, we should have computers built into our heads. There could be software for math, social studies, reading, and all that other stuff teachers say we need to know. You could just plug whatever software you need right into your head. Then we wouldn’t have to go to school anymore! * Think about it. If we had computers in our heads, we could spend more time doing stuff we want to do, like playing sports and video games and going to the movies and eating junk food. That would be co......