Mr.KlutzIsNuts!

My Weird School #2 Mr. Klutz Is Nuts! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 The Flying Principal 2 Big Trouble 3 The Principal Is Your Pal 4 The Present 5 My Big Mouth 6 The Chocolate Party 7 Teacher for a Day 8 Mr. Klutz Puckers Up 9 I Pledge Allegiance to Mr. Klutz 10 Mr. Klutz Is Getting Weirder 11 The Last Straw 12 A Hard Bargain 13 Poor Mr. Klutz About the Author and the Illustrator Credits Copyright About the Publisher 1 The Flying Principal “Watch out!” somebody screamed. Mr. Klutz, the principal of my school, was tearing down the sidewalk on a skateboard! It was early morning, just before the school bell was about to ring. Mr. Klutz must have built up too much speed coming down the hill. He was weaving in and around the kids and their parents, totally out of control. Most principals are really serious and dignified. They look like they were born as grown-ups! But not Mr. Klutz. He’s more like a grown-up kid. When he isn’t skateboarding to school, he rides his motorcycle, his scooter, or wears his in-line skates. “Runaway principal!” some kid shouted. “Run for your......