DiaryOfAWimpyKid07-TheThirdWheel

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid The Third Wheel Jeff Kinney TO GRAM JANUARY Sunday I wish I’d started keeping a journal a lot earlier on, because whoever ends up writing my biography is gonna have a lot of questions about my life in the years leading up to middle school. Luckily, I remember just about everything that’s happened to me since I was born. In fact, I can even remember stuff happened to me BEFORE I was born. Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing backflips and taking naps whenever I wanted. Then one day when I was in the middle of a really good nap, I got woken up by these strange noises coming from outside. At the time I didn’t know what the heck I was hearing, but later on I found out it was Mom piping in music through these speakers she put on her belly. I guess Mom thought if she played classical music for me every day before I was born it would turn me into some kind of genius. Those speakers came with a microphone, and when Mom wasn’t playing music, she was telling me everything that was going on in her life. And when Dad came home from work, Mom would have him give me a blow-by-blo......