I Remember Nothing

ALSO BY NORA EPHRON FICTION Heartburn ESSAYS I Feel Bad About My Neck Nora Ephron Collected Scribble Scribble Crazy Salad Wallflower at the Orgy DRAMA Love, Loss, and What I Wore (with Delia Ephron) Imaginary Friends SCREENPLAYS Julie & Julia Bewitched (with Delia Ephron) Hanging Up (with Delia Ephron) You’ve Got Mail (with Delia Ephron) Michael (with Jim Quinlan, Pete Dexter, and Delia Ephron) Mixed Nuts (with Delia Ephron) Sleepless in Seattle (with David S. Ward and Jeff Arch) This Is My Life (with Delia Ephron) My Blue Heaven When Harry Met Sally … Cookie (with Alice Arlen) Heartburn Silkwood (with Alice Arlen) THIS IS A BORZOI BOOK PUBLISHED BY ALFRED A. KNOPF Copyright © 2010 by Heartburn Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Alfred A. Knopf, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, and in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto. www.aaknopf.com Knopf, Borzoi Books, and the colophon are registered trademarks of Random House, Inc. Some of the pieces in this collection have previously appeared in the following: “Christmas Dinner,” “I Just Want to Say: Teflon” ......